It's terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. THAT'S how small it is.
As for Eastern Europe, particularly the Balkan region, it remains a powder-keg of ethnic tension where the Croats hate the Serbs, the Serbs hate the Kosovars, the Poles hate the Ukrainians, and everyone hates those goddamned Albanians. By all accounts, Estonia is lovely.
— America: The Book
"Stupid national anthem... Look at this flag! Two bears, fighting over a pineapple. What message does this send to the world?! 'Come to Belarus! Where wild animals will steal your fruit!'"
"I see you've all met Tatiana. She's an exchange student from Azkebaka- Kazebetek- someplace cold and flat."
—Principal Duffy, Get Ace
