"I think my favorite way for a cyborg's mechanical innards to be revealed is by artillery fire to the face."
Ishmael: Wait, you're a robot! That explains everything!
Loren: Wait... It does?
Loren: Wait... It does?
"You're a robot? That's not fair!
"
"—Blade Bunny thought she had won this battle.
"A rocket pilot asked me on a voyage to go
And I was so romantic that I couldn't say no
That he was just a servo robot how was I to know?"
And I was so romantic that I couldn't say no
That he was just a servo robot how was I to know?"
— Space Girl
"Bzzarrgh! My elaborate disguise is ruined, revealing my evil cybotic-ness!"
—Mingy Jongo, Banjo-Tooie
"Warning! Warning! Vaporizaton of outer latex insulation in progress! Drop and Roll! Drop and Roll!"
—Techno-Exterminator, The Itsy Bitsy Spider
"Veslovsky, taken by surprise, stood up rapidly and turned around, stammering an apology for his unkempt appearance.
Levin was too shocked to reply: above the rumpled shirtfront, Veslovsky had no face. There was no skin between ear and ear, hairline and chin, and staring back at Levin instead was a mass of churning gears and rapidly moving small parts in the place where a face should be. Still speaking in his gay and eager-to-please society voice, which Levin now realized emanated from a Vox-Em of surpassing quality, he said, 'Alas, Konstantin Dmitirch, you catch me unawares...'"
Levin was too shocked to reply: above the rumpled shirtfront, Veslovsky had no face. There was no skin between ear and ear, hairline and chin, and staring back at Levin instead was a mass of churning gears and rapidly moving small parts in the place where a face should be. Still speaking in his gay and eager-to-please society voice, which Levin now realized emanated from a Vox-Em of surpassing quality, he said, 'Alas, Konstantin Dmitirch, you catch me unawares...'"
—Android Karenina
"It's a robot! Ash is a goddamn robot!"
— Parker, Alien
"I don't believe it! She's a robot! All this time I thought it was just really awful acting!"
— Johner re: Call, MAD parody of Alien: Resurrection
Wendolene: He's malfunctioning.
Wallace: Mal-what?
Wendolene: Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyber-dog.
Wallace: Cyber-wha-?
Wendolene: A robot!
"I'm afraid there is something for which I must apologize. I am not the true Professor Sada/Turo. I am an artificial intelligence the professor created, imbued with her/his memories and knowledge. In short, I am an AI-powered robot. The real professor passed away during the incident that destroyed Research Station No. 4."
— Professor Sada/Turo, Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
Integra: I'm sorry, what the fuck am I looking at? Is that... metal and oil? Are you a cyborg? WHY ARE YOU A CYBORG!?
The Major: I am no less a man zhan anyone wizh a pacemaker or hearing aid... for vhat is zhe marker of a man, but his interminable wi-
Integra: NO. A man is a homo sapien made of meat and blood! Not cogs and coolants and I'm just going to assume a hamster on a wheel!
The Major: ... His name is Hamburg.
Integra: ... You're just fucking with me.
The Major: Und you finally get it.
The Major: I am no less a man zhan anyone wizh a pacemaker or hearing aid... for vhat is zhe marker of a man, but his interminable wi-
Integra: NO. A man is a homo sapien made of meat and blood! Not cogs and coolants and I'm just going to assume a hamster on a wheel!
The Major: ... His name is Hamburg.
Integra: ... You're just fucking with me.
The Major: Und you finally get it.
