"I exclusively recruit psychopaths, because they practice what I call "moral relativism" and I practice what some would call "an organ harvesting operation"— which, personally, I find to be a very offensive and bigoted term to describe non-consensual organ arbitrage. Why do I do it? Because it's very profitable."
"One of my favorite defensive strategies is to bait raiders into entering my base through a very narrow, creeping tunnel of granite. As they manage to slowly crawl halfway through the tunnel, I quickly go Edgar Allan Poe on them and seal the entrance behind them. Since we don't want our guests to get cold, I tell one of my colonists to start a nice roaring fire near the exit using some conveniently-placed furniture, re-seal the door shut, and that's when they make the realization - the walls are covered in scratches. The tunnel heats to several hundred degrees Celsius. Clothing ignites, flesh fries, and skin melts off the bone. Each man will dig and claw at the walls in futile desperation, tearing their nails out while their organs boil. And then Randy will drop a cargo pod containing milk."
— Ssethtzeentach again
