"The soulless vampires of the underworld were left confused about the meaning of their lives when their king, Kunty Karl, said that he feels actual love toward his pussy Choupette. The future of evil was in doubt when a heartless ghoul like Kunty Karl declared love for a living thing. But every heartless creature can breathe a cold sight of relief, because Kunty Karl is back to being a ridiculous kunt."
— Michael K.
on Karl Lagerfield
on Karl Lagerfield"I really like stroking cats. I find it incredibly relaxing. It also demonstrates that I’m not just a soulless murderous monster — I’m a cat-loving soulless murderous monster."
— Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Ask Ernst Stavro Blofeld
"See you on the other side, Flopsy."
"No way, I've got eight more lives, dickweed!"
"No way, I've got eight more lives, dickweed!"
— Mystery Science Theater 3000 commentary on the finale of Mighty Jack
"Nothing intimidates a "hero" more than sitting in your stainless steel control seat, stroking your pussy.
Actually, we can't thing of any activity more lame and effeminate. But if it's good enough for Ernst Stavro Blofeld, it's good enough for us!"
Actually, we can't thing of any activity more lame and effeminate. But if it's good enough for Ernst Stavro Blofeld, it's good enough for us!"
— Villain Source (Your online source for everything evil)
[Vetinari] felt instinctively that if you were going to fondle a cat while discussing matters of intrigue, then it should be a long-haired white one. It shouldn't be an elderly street tom with irregular bouts of flatulence.
Hovering above them in her diamond throne was Queen Sapphia herself, looking every inch the supervillain as she sat stroking her pussy.
— Captain Proton and the Planet of Lesbians
