Quotes / Revenge via Storytelling

Simon the Summoner: It's sixes and sevens tonight, Chaucer. Do you feel lucky?
Peter the Pardoner: Do you wear enough clothes?
Geoffrey Chaucer: Begone, I'm through with you. Except to extract my revenge!
Peter: What could you possibly do to us?
Chaucer: I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every last pimple, every last character flaw. I was naked for a day. You will be naked for eternity.

— A Knight's Tale

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