"Like any corporation involved in dangerous research, it all boils down to risk versus reward for the Umbrella Corporation. In this case, the risk is zombies, and the reward is zombies."
"...We now learn that the world has an inexhaustible supply of cartoonishly evil dipshits in inexplicably lofty positions of power who regard zombie apocalypses as the sanest way to avoid potential intelligence leak and no one's learnt a fucking thing! [...] If I were Chris Redfield, I'd fucking give up. 'Well', I'd say, 'Looks like the human race is just determined to wipe itself out. Let's just gather up every other Resident Evil protagonist and found our own city on the moon!' But you just know Leon will insist on bringing his dumb friend Keith who forgets to file his tax return one year and tries to cover it up by causing a zombie apocalypse."
Barry: Jill, here is a lockpick. I think you, The Master of Unlocking, should find it useful.
— Resident Evil
Barry: Just take a look at this! It's Forest! Oh my COD!
— Resident Evil
Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!
— Resident Evil
Leon: Ada, wait!
— Resident Evil 2, several times
Nemesis: STAARRRSS!
Jill: You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you stars!
— Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
Claire: Do you want me to take care of this little boy?
— Resident Evil – Code: Veronica, hidden dialogue.
Luis: A little rough, don't you think? [Leon starts untying the rope around Luis] So, you're not like them?
Leon: No.
Luis: I got one very important question. You got a smoke?
Leon: Got gum.
Salazar: So, maybe you have nine lives, but it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Salazar: Say whatever you please. DIE, YOU WORM!
— Resident Evil 4
Merchant: Got sumthin' that might interest ya'.
— Resident Evil 4
Leon: Saddler, You're small time.
— Resident Evil 4
Chris: Dammit, where is Jill?
Excella: Hmph! Jill? Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't.
Wesker: You haven't changed.
Chris: Wesker! You are alive.
— Resident Evil 5
Chris: Jill, it's me, Chris!
Sheva: What? Are you sure that's her?
Wesker: The one and only.
— Resident Evil 5
Wesker: Your future HINGES upon this fight!
— Resident Evil 5
Chris: It's over, Wesker! There's no one left to help you now!
Wesker: I don't NEED anyone else. I have Uroboros! In less than five minutes, we will reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. SATURATION!
— Resident Evil 5
Josh: Wait a minute, you are Jill Valentine!
— Resident Evil 5
Jill: You got room for one more?
Josh: There's always room for a beautiful lady.
Jill: I bet you say that to other girls.
Josh: Just the pretty ones.
— Resident Evil 5
D.C. Douglas: I don't NEED anyone else. I have... BIG BALLS! In less than five minutes, we will reach Vader's Death Star. GEORGE BUSH will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring Complete. Global. Castration! Oh, FUCK IT. We'll do it live! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!
— Wesker's voice actor for Resident Evil 5, having fun.
Jill: You really think you could get away with it?
Chris: I already have, Jill.
Jill: Did you-? Do you have it?
Chris: Maybe. You'll have to kill me to find out.
Mystery Man: [laughs] And what would you do if you found it? It doesn't matter, because you're already—
— Resident Evil: Revelations Trailer
Jessica: Me and my sweet ass are on the way!
— Resident Evil Revelations
Parker: Sorry to drag you into this.
Jessica: That's fine, but you're buying me dinner next time. And I'm ordering lobster.
— Resident Evil Revelations
