The lesson is that when things are hot in pro wrestling, promoters can do no wrong...Unfortunately, a few years later, WCW would learn the other half of this lesson: when things are bad, promoters can do nothing right.
— R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, The Death of WCW
Seven of Nine learns the art of WWF and takes on The Rock! No I’m not blissed out on drugs!... It baffles me to think that this was the highest rated episode of the season – either the US audience wanted to witness the moment when Voyager finally (irretrievably) jumped the shark or they simply enjoy watching absolute trash. You decide.
—Joe Ford
on Star Trek: Voyager, "Tsunkatse"
on Star Trek: Voyager, "Tsunkatse"That is the current state of the Jaguars right now. Bereft of a talented roster or sentient fans, they exist mainly to serve as the NFL’s lab rat. We’ll put them in London! We’ll put them on the Internet! We’ll make them the first helmet-less team! We’ll inject them with liquid uranium! We’ll replace all their players with cyborg apes! If there is a shitty idea to be had, rest assured that Roger Goodell will run it through the Jacksonville test kitchen first to keep all the other, useful franchises safe from harm. The Jaguars are NOT FDA-approved.
—Drew Magary, "Why Your Team Sucks 2015!: Jacksonville Jaguars"
, "Why Your Team Sucks 2015!: Jacksonville Jaguars"Karen: Is this some desperate move to try and help our ratings?
Staff: You mean our terrible ratings on Legalscores.com?
Staff: You mean our terrible ratings on Legalscores.com?
— Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "Who's the New Guy"
"You either have a wedding or you burn down something. That's what you do during sweeps week."
— Garry Marshall, Happy Days 30th Anniversary Reunion
