Follow TV Tropes

Following

Quotes / Raising the Steaks

Go To

"I've been having a lot of fun biting animals and turning them into vampires. I visited the zoo last night, and turned the following creatures into vampires: a small monkey, a slightly larger monkey, a penguin, two yaks, a gnu, and something which looked a bit like the New Schmoo."

"I’ll never forget the first ghoul I saw. I was out driving at night and a deer stepped out in front of me. I stopped the car to see the damage and make sure it really was just a deer. Then I saw it in the headlights. It was a deer, alright — but it was rotten, putrid. It looked like it had been decaying for days. And then, it slowly got up to its feet — and came right at me!"
—"The Night of the Meteor — Apocalypse," The End of the World: Zombie Apocalypse

"It's a goddamn zombie tiger! That's crossing the line!"
Martin, Army of the Dead

"The dolphin is also a zombie."
— Suburban Almanac entry on the Dolphin Rider Zombie, Plants vs. Zombies

Aboreonecromancy is a little-practiced branch of wizardry — any mystic crazed enough to attempt it normally transfers his attentions back to raising zombies and skeletons, rather than Undead trees. However, legends tell of the Archamge Sycamo, "The Daemon Carpenter of Estalia", who not only perfected a method of reanimating trees from their residual elements, but also of filling them with astounding vigour. Much of Sycamo's work has, fortunately, been lost to the intervening aeons, but the Living Deadwood Staff never stays missing for long...
Warhammer Fantasy Battle 8th Edition: Storm of Magic

Top