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I strode through the doorway, Black Cloak trailing behind me and assorted minions following suit. I'd kept the entourage light for this one: Ratface was a must, since he was the one who knew the details, Hakram was my designated loomer and Robber rounded up the gang by somehow managing to look like he was skulking in broad daylight.
The Squire's gang makes an entrance, A Practical Guide to Evil

Video Games

Sheesh. How did all these harmless origami-making tools end up with such tacky personalities?
Olivia on The Legion of Stationary, Paper Mario: The Origami King

Web Video

"Also, this movie finally establishes who the Knights of Ren are, except it kind of doesn't. We've only heard their name before and honestly it was one of those things where it was kind of cooler when we didn't know who they were. I've said before that these guys are basically the same as General Grievous because they're only in this movie to sell toys and to give a character a cool fight scene. But the difference is that at least General Grievous had a place in the story and some basic character traits, and he like, did stuff! I don't even know who these guys are. Are they his friends? Are they his roommates?

Piccolo: Alright, what's your gimmick?
Dorodabo: Gimmick?
Piccolo: Yeah, like the last guys, they were all misfit minions and crap. What're you?
Angira: We're just here for your planet. Though if I had to choose, I'd say I'm the pretty one.
Piccolo: Eh, 6 out of 10.
Angira: You sassy bitch.
Piccolo: That makes you the weird one with the freaky powers.
Medamatcha: I can spawn mini-me's!
Piccolo: Spectacular. And that would make you no doubt the big, tough, stupid one.
Dorodabo: You take that back or I'll kill you!
Piccolo: Alright, alright, you're not tough.
Dorodabo: That's better.
Gohan: Didn't you just-
Piccolo: Give him a minute.
(beat)
Dorodabo: HEY!
Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Lord Slug

Piccolo: OK, I think I got this one. (points at Sauza) Pretty one. (points at Doore) Stupid one. (points at Neiz) One with weird powers.
Doore: Oi! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more handsome than pretty.
Sauza: And my powers are not that weird.
Neiz: (roars unintelligibly)note 
(beat)
Piccolo: OK, I take it back, you're all stupid.
Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Revenge of Cooler

Western Animation

Colonel Mongke and the Rough Rhinos are legendary – each one is a different kind of weapon specialist. They are also a very capable singing group.

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