"What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!"
— Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon (1987)
"I'm not really sure how you can MOOve a cow, heheheh!" [Stops everything he's doing in the game and gives the camera a Death Glare]
Callie: Hey, Marie. Can you think of any good puns?
Marie: You know how much I hate puns. They're punbearable!
Marie: You know how much I hate puns. They're punbearable!
— Splatoon
Captain Melly: It's not a headache, it's the stomach. There's a button in it.
Sergeant Major Bloomer: Hmm, what you might now call a "belly button", sir.
Sergeant Major Bloomer: Hmm, what you might now call a "belly button", sir.
He says the Prince flew the coop. And the girl's gone... You say gone what. Rogue? After a little while he says AWOL. The guy doesn't really take a shining to puns and you can't say you blame him.
—Jack Noir narrating the Draconian Dignitary's impression of his puns, Homestuck
"I'll prove to the whole world who's right - and decide who will be left! A little play on words there, my boy - I know you like that sort of thing."
— Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer, Hitman: Codename 47
Sir Roderick: If they don't realise, and respect, that your nasal attire is probably part of some obscure religious celebration-
Dr. Firkin: Like Sniffmas...
Mr. Cohen: Or Yom Hooter.
Red Hood: Now this is just bizarre.
Bizarro: Am you trying to insult Bizarro?
Red Hood: I'd rather put you out of your misery.
Bizarro: Am you trying to insult Bizarro?
Red Hood: I'd rather put you out of your misery.
Reverse-Flash: Your future isn't too bright, Darkseid.
Darkseid: What are you saying, worm?
Reverse-Flash: That an apocalypse awaits Apokolips.
Darkseid: What are you saying, worm?
Reverse-Flash: That an apocalypse awaits Apokolips.
Green Arrow: I totally spaced on this meeting.
Green Lantern (John Stewart): Is that a space pun or you really forgot?
Green Arrow: Would have grabbed my bigger quiver.
Green Lantern (John Stewart): Is that a space pun or you really forgot?
Green Arrow: Would have grabbed my bigger quiver.
Poison Ivy: Here to tango?
Flash: I'm not much of a dancer.
Poison Ivy: Then I'll tangle you up instead.
Flash: I'm not much of a dancer.
Poison Ivy: Then I'll tangle you up instead.
Horatio: Well, what is that disgusting smell?
Pudding: Oh, I've just remembered - it's Bobby's shoes. I left them in the oven.
Bobby: So, if necessary, I can leave hotfoot. (Beat) No?
— It's Awfully Bad for Your Eyes, Darling..., "A New Lease"
