Pee-Wee: No, Randy. That's not fun! It's not nice to make prank phone calls.
Randy: It's ringing!
Female Stranger: Hello?
Pee-Wee: Yes, Is your refrigerator running?
Female Stranger: I had just about enough of this prank. And besides, My husband is a police officer. (To Gerald) Oh, Gerald!
Officer Gerald: Yes dear! (As she gives the video phone can to officer) (To Pee-Wee) What's your name, kid?
Pee-Wee: Uh, Pee-Wee Herman!
Officer Gerald: (Angrily) WELL, YOU LISTEN TO ME, PEE-WEE HERMAN! Making prank phone calls is against the law. If I wasn't such a nice guy, I would take you down town and throw you into JAIL! And you will be in the criminal record for the rest of your life! Would you like that?
Pee-Wee: NO, SIR! I mean NO, OFFICER!
Officer Gerald: Fine I will let it go this time. But next time, You are going to JAIL!
Pee-Wee: There won't be a next time. I learned my lesson, Honestly.
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball?
Homer: What?! How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
Colonel Davies: And it's only nineteen ninety-five! Okay, I see our phone lines are lighting up already! Hello, caller?
Jacky: Hello, Colonel Davies. My name is Amanda Hugginkiss.
Colonel Davies: Hello, Amanda. (holds up antique ring) Like what you see?
Jacky: Well, Colonel, that's just it. I lost my glasses. All I can see is a blur and a blob. You're the blob. The ring is a blur. A teeny, tiny blur.
Colonel Davies: Well, let me describe this absolutely beautiful antique-
Jacky: Who are you calling an antique, you young whippersnapper?
Colonel Davies: Not you, Amanda. This beautiful ring, on the other hand...
Jacky: You have another ring on your other hand?
Colonel Davies: Okay, Amanda, maybe we should-
Jacky: It's Amanda Hugginkiss. If you ever need me, just say "I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss". (howls)
Colonel Davies: Oh, it's you again. The howler.
(Jacky continues howling)
Colonel Davies: Look here, little girl. We're tracing this call. The police will be dropping by later to speak with your parents! (hangs up) I hate that kid.
"Of course, I could call up the police...But they might mistake me for a prank caller, since I can't prove over the phone I'm the real Supergirl!"
