I'm being attacked by a lady made of fire, who is swinging swords made of fire in a volcano full of fire! Oh no, she's throwing fire! What kind of magic spell to use? Duhhh... fire?
If you specialize in one type, you're never able to really know all the strengths and weaknesses.
— NPC who has never heard of the internet, Pokémon: Platinum Version
Sam: Dean, always with the scissors.
Dean: Shut up, shut up, two out of three! [picks scissors again] God!
Dean: Shut up, shut up, two out of three! [picks scissors again] God!
— Supernatural, "Heart"
Del: I'll Rock, Paper, Scissors you for it.
JD: Seriously? You're terrible at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Del: Uh, how can someone be terrible at Rock, Paper, Scissors?
JD: Easily, because you always pick Paper!
Del: [ominously] Do I?
JD: Let's do it.
Both: 1, 2, 3, shoot!
[Del picks Paper, JD picks Scissors]
Del: Dammit.
JD: Seriously? You're terrible at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Del: Uh, how can someone be terrible at Rock, Paper, Scissors?
JD: Easily, because you always pick Paper!
Del: [ominously] Do I?
JD: Let's do it.
Both: 1, 2, 3, shoot!
[Del picks Paper, JD picks Scissors]
Del: Dammit.
— Gears of War 4
