Quotes / Pooh's Grand Adventure

"Once, upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy… and a bear. The boy, who we shall meet in a moment, was called Christopher Robin. The bear was called Winnie the Pooh. And together, they had many grand adventures in a remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood. But the grandest and most extraordinary of all those adventures was still to begin…"

— Opening Narration by David Warner

Owl: AHA! I've discovered where he went! ... An 'O'... another 'O'... and... (gasps) Oh my!
Pooh: (races over) What is it Owl? Where is he?
Owl: (begins boarding up his house) Somewhere bad, I fear!
Pooh: How bad?!
Owl: On a scale of 1 to 10... (shuts windows) It's not good. (lights a match) He has gone to S-C-H-O-O-L... SKULL.
Pooh: (deadpan) ... Skull?

"And so Pooh and his friends crossed over into... well, that part of the Hundred Acre Wood which Owl had called the "Great Unknown". It was the start of their quest for Christopher Robin. They would find him, Owl said, if they could only get through the woods. For the woods, Owl said, were filled with Heffalumps... and woozles, and... who knew how much worse?"

—Narrator

Tigger: Face it, Piglet old pal, you're just plain popular!
Eeyore: Some piglets have it, some donkeys don't.

"This way and that way the map led, to all the places where Christopher Robin wasn't, but to all the places he was. And still, Rabbit refused to realize that the map didn't know which way it was going."

—Narrator

"End of the road. Nothing to do. And no hope of things getting any better. Sounds like Saturday night at my house."

—Eeyore

"It's a rather puzzlesome thing, but it’s almost as if you had never left me. But that can’t be, can it? Or can it? Perhaps you are here. So even when we’re apart, we really are together? Then perhaps Owl was mistaken all along. Perhaps the place where you are is not on a map. How very nice for… us."'

—Pooh

"And so it is here we shall leave them. And here we shall find them again. For the boy and the bear will always be together in this remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood…"

— Closing Narration