Minato Haruka: Maybe the bullet bounced off a silver dollar in his pocket!
Goat Hoary: The Bible and a metal lighter are also valid possibilities in this situation.
Goat Hoary: The Bible and a metal lighter are also valid possibilities in this situation.
— Martian Successor Nadesico, from a discussion of the apparent Back from the Dead resurrection of Gai Daigouji.
Wellington: His Highness is dead.
Blackadder: Actually, I’m not sure I am. Fortunately that cigarillo box you gave me was placed exactly at the point where the cannon-ball struck. I always said smoking was good for you.
*Gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down)
Ned Flanders: Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my...
*Second gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down again)
Ned Flanders: Whew, luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today.
(Flanders notices that he doesn't have any other religious symbols with him)
Ned Flanders: I think I'll go inside.
Ned Flanders: Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my...
*Second gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down again)
Ned Flanders: Whew, luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today.
(Flanders notices that he doesn't have any other religious symbols with him)
Ned Flanders: I think I'll go inside.
—The Simpsons, "Homie the Clown"
