"As I said so many episodes ago, the Avengers is like strong guy, strong guy, strong guy, very strong guy, bow and arrow, guns."
— Joel Duscher, "Would the Avengers Be Better Off Without The Hulk?"
"How does, like, the most evil, cunning man in the universe—now that we now know he was a butler, how does that make it better?"
— Michael Williams, "Why Does Your Snoke Theory Suck?"
"Chances are you think you're better than Hawkeye thinks he is."
— Joel Duscher, "Why Is Hawkeye In The Avengers?"
"Not like slug atheists, that implies there are slug atheists!"
— Joel Duscher, "How Did The Hutts Rise to Power?"
"Minorities are not like 'Guess what? I can mind wipe you, torture you, mind wipe you again, make you shit your pants on purpose, mind wipe you, and then kill you,' they're just like 'We're existing.' It's very reasonable to kill all wizards!"
— Jackson Baily, "How Dare Wizards?!"
"There are very few mentions of a kraken in The Bible."
— Adam, "How Does the After Life Work in Pirates of the Caribbean?"
"Walk on water? Motherfucker can walk through fire."
— "How Dare Wizards?!"
"It's not a disturbance in the Force, it's just Abba!"
— Joel Zammit, "Is The Death Star A Good Weapon?"
Jackson: They'd be like "Ah, I don't really want to arrest Jesus."
Duscher: "Last time this happened, we looked like the biggest jerks."
— "A Christmas Heist"
"I think shooting a monkey wouldn't be as funny as drowning one! *beat* I realize I'm yelling this in front of a lot of people!"
— Joel Zammit, "Which Sidekick Should Probably Have Their Own Sidekick? Live!"
