"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry."
"Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!"
—Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", Cheech & Chong
"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' Boom chicka bowm bowm!"
—Penn Jilette, Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode "Easy Money"
"Hey, it also reminds me of the time when I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a sixty year old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids."
—Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler's Memory Lane
"I'm home alone with the TV repair man. I'm no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario: porn or murder."
"I would kill for some tinker to pass by and sell me more than a tin coffeepot! I would pay well for someone less godly and more imaginative!"
— Melena Thropp, Wicked
Jeremy Clarkson: You wouldn't ask [Hammond], because he's not interested, to cook you any food. You wouldn't ask me to do the washing up. You wouldn't ask James to... direct a porn film!
James May: You say that, I think I'd actually direct quite a good porn film.
Jeremy Clarkson: If you directed a porn film, it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and the negligee, "I've come to fix your boiler," and then you'd just fix it!
James May: You say that, I think I'd actually direct quite a good porn film.
Jeremy Clarkson: If you directed a porn film, it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and the negligee, "I've come to fix your boiler," and then you'd just fix it!
— Top Gear
