"Ben Franklin": And if I may ask, how do you celebrate Christmas?
Jon Stewart:(pause) Chinese food and a movie, you know...
"Ben Franklin": Oooohhhh-ho-ho-oohhh, oh yes, you're a Hebrew. From your name I thought you were of the house of Tudor.
Jon Stewart: I, uh, get that a lot...
Christmas is a holiday that I really hate
There's nothing about it to which I can relate
So every December 25th, I kick off my shoes
And go down to the deli and hang out with the Jews
There's nothing about it to which I can relate
So every December 25th, I kick off my shoes
And go down to the deli and hang out with the Jews
—Drew Carey, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
