If that thing goes off, you'll be going into this robbery half-cocked.
— Jane, Fun with Dick and Jane
Police encourage holster use after man shoots his own penis.
— USA Today headline
"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.
— Giggles Bags the Borg
Ella: Any suspicious behavior?
Candy: Nothing except your high kick.
Ella: Hey, you try dancing with a .22 strapped to your thigh!
Candy: Nothing except your high kick.
Ella: Hey, you try dancing with a .22 strapped to your thigh!
Jake: Only one problem. None of us are packing.
Adrian: Not a problem. I've got an arsenal in my pants.
Adrian: Not a problem. I've got an arsenal in my pants.
