Quotes / Painted-On Pants

CBS’ answer to Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, finally did something that is extremely relevant to all of my interests....James recreated the “Opposites Attract” video with a lucid and not pilled out of her mind Paula Abdul who let all the young tricks out there know that she’s still got it by kicking, stretching and kicking in a BeeGees jumpsuit. Warning: You may spend most of this video searching for Paula’s 53-year-old camel toe. I followed Paula Abdul’s crotch like a cat following a laser pointer.

—Michael K.

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