Quotes / On Second Thought

Who am I gonna call? (scrolling through contacts in phone) Bill Murray? Eh, too aloof. Probably won't pick up. Ernie Hudson? (cringes slightly) I would, but I don't think he's forgiven me for farting in the pudding at his bar mitzvah. Harold Ramis? (tugs on collar nervously) Definitely not gonna pick up. And that only leaves Dan Aykroyd... No, I-I-I can't call Dan! I can't! There's gotta be some other Ghostbusters I can call, right?! (eyes bug out in horrific realization) On second thought, Dan'll do.

— JonTron has ghost problems, "Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka"

Inbound: Dis is Nugrob da Slayer callin'. I got me boyz wiv me. Fort you lot might want to make a deal. You give us a thousand shootas each time we visit, and yer ain't go no more worries, see?
Governor Kubris: We're not giving into your outrageous ultimatum - never!
Inbound: Shame about that, cos I got 'arf a dozen Dreadmobs and a couple of Gargants wiv me.
-pause-
Kubris: Let us have a few hours to reconsider.
Inbound: Nah, I feel like lettin' out the Gargants after all, har har har!

— Warhammer 40,000

Darth Sidious: Excuse the interruption. As I was saying, Bounty Hunter, I have need of your services.
Cad Bane: I'm listening.
Darth Sidious: I need a Jedi Holocron.
Cad Bane: To get a Holocron, I'd have to break into the Jedi temple. It's impossible, not to mention deadly.
Darth Sidious: Perhaps your reputation has been exaggerated.
Cad Bane: I want a Rogue class starfighter with elite weapons, cloaking device, the works. Oh, and triple my usual rate.

— The Clone Wars

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