Why is the main character even going after "The Black Knight" in the first place? For all I know, he's just pissed off that the country is less dependent on foreign imports, while the country's GDP has increased by 20 percent over the last five years!
— Urinating Tree
on the protagonist from Dark Castle
on the protagonist from Dark CastleDavid: LEX’S ROAD TO VILLLAINY BEGINS HERE: Providing ALCOHOL to UNDERAGE KIDS.
Chris: Lex Luthor’s path to evil begins with beasting off the Riesling.
Chris: Lex Luthor’s path to evil begins with beasting off the Riesling.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Spell")
Smallville ("Spell")