Quotes / Oblivious to His Own Description

"Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken into. Repeat: Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk? Your car has been broken i— wait a minute, what the HECK?!"

— Dr. Eggman, Sonic Colors

"Well that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?"

— The Eleventh Doctor, to a shapeshifting alien that has taken his form, Doctor Who

"There was a goblin. Or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it — one day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world."

— The Doctor, about the being the Pandorica was created for, not knowing he's talking about himself, Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"

"You are thin. You are irrationally angry. Nothing you say makes any sense. You are...completely have no control over your emotions. We have nothing in common!"

— Mary-Ann Quinn to Trevor Phillips, Grand Theft Auto V

Manny: Hey, can we have our melon back? Junoir's hungry, and uh—
Leader Dodo: No way! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!
Manny: (dumbfounded) So you got three melons?
[Beat]
Leader Dodo: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
Other dodos: (chanting softly) Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you... Doom on you...
Manny: (dodos are advancing on him) Get away from me!

— Ice Age

Rhaenyra: [Jason Lannister]'s arrogant and self-serious.
Viserys: Well, I thought you might have that in common.

— House of the Dragon

Rosa: It's just that you can be a bit... judgmental.
Captain Holt: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time when I've been judgmental.
Rosa: Okay.
Captain Holt: (flashback) "What a stupid thing to say".
Captain Holt: (present) Oh, I see.

— Brooklyn Nine-Nine