Follow TV Tropes

Following

Quotes / Not Even Human

Go To

Western Animation

Rick: I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty. Cover me! (throws him a gun)
Morty: Oh man! I mean, y'know, I-I-I don't wanna shoot nobody!
Rick: They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!
(Morty shoots one of the alien soldiers, blowing his leg off; blue blood gushes out as he drops to the ground, screaming)
Alien Soldier: Aaaaagh! My leg is shot off!
Other Alien Soldier: Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children!
Morty: (horrified) They're not robots, Rick!
Rick: It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them!

Top