Quotes / Not Distracted by the Sexy

See that? Man's immune to sweater yams.

— Zoe, Fanboys

I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy!

— A.N.N.A. (Peter), Family Guy

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride

To show the royal villagers her fine and pure white hide

The most observant man of all, an engineer of course,

Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse

— "The Engineer's Drinking Song"

Uh uh. That's bait.

— Max on a naked woman stuck in a cage, Mad Max: Fury Road

"That's why being asexual is AWESOME!"

— The Mysterious Mr. Enter

Don: Oh, excuse me. Where'd Miss Selden go?
Dancer: She just grabbed her things and bolted. [flirtatiously] Anything I can do?
Don: Sorry, I don't have time to find out.

— Singin' in the Rain

Their marriage, however, was murder.
He'd scream to the heavens above.
"I'm writing Das Lied von der Erde
-And she only wants to make love!"

— Tom Lehrer, 'Alma'

Woman: Hi, Dan! I just moved in next door. I'm a supermodel~! [poses]
Dan: [unfazed and annoyed] I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!

— Dan Vs.

"Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopes... but, I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place."

— Ron Swanson at a strip club, Parks and Recreation

"If it's possible, I think I've become... immune to boobies."

— Wade Hebert, Grand Theft Auto V

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