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Lady Gaga didn’t talk that much in the first episode and they should’ve kept it that way, because what came out of her mouth was the real horror story.

This movie is about a man who is at least 20 years too old for such things to be happening to him... His dramatic presence also looks over-protected, as if nobody was willing to risk offending him by asking him to seem involved, caring and engaged. Diamond plays the whole movie looking at people's third shirt buttons, as if he can't be bothered to meet their eyes and relate with them. It's strange about the Diamond performance: It's not just that he can't act. It's that he sends out creepy vibes.

"I hope we get to see that house again, and I hope Busta Rhymes is involved somehow." That's what everybody said when this movie came out, right?

As is standard protocol, I urge you to head over to Internet Movie Database and give this piece of crap a vote of '1' in an attempt to monkey with their rating system and to give (Hulk) Hogan yet another of the lowest rated films of all time.

Normally the thought of a ____-turned-actor gives me a bad feel in my stomach (see: the undisputed queen of ____-turned-actresses, Cindy Crawford), but Ronda might not be that bad by the time Do Nothing Bitch starts filming. She’ll already have an SNL episode and (with the blessing of the ghost of Patrick Swayze) that Roadhouse remake on the resume on the back of her acting headshot.

Inside Out is a 'psychological thriller' about an ex con who wants to live a clean life but is drawn in by his screw up violent friend. To have a person who dresses as Conan and whose gimmick is he spits water be anywhere near something labeled 'psychological thriller' is a recipe for disaster...I recently saw Scorpion King 3 (which is not a WWE Film) which had Batista as an undead gladiator. I have no problem with Dave Batista being a roided up sword swinging gladiator. I do have a problem though when you get Triple H and put him in the Matt Damon role from Rounders.
Miles Antwiler on Inside Out (2011)

Chris: Warner Bros. really seemed to be courting (ha ha) basketball stars. This was only a year after Michael Jordan teamed up with Bugs Bunny to stop aliens from conquering the world in Space Jam, a movie that actually came out and isn’t something we made up. Guys like Shaq and Charles Barkley were huge stars, especially coming straight out of their gold-medal win at the ’96 Olympics. I’ve never watched a basketball game in my life and I know exactly who these dudes are. Unfortunately, they’re not exactly what you’d call great actors.
David: Well, at least Space Jam focused on Jordan’s main talent – shooting mad hoops. Here, we’re supposed to emote with, and feel for, Shaq. Including when he drags a screaming woman out of a veteran’s hospital to the cheers of the populace, but we’ll get to that.
— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Steel

The main event featured Hollywood Hogan & NBA basketball superstar Dennis Rodman vs. Lex Luger & The Giant. I'd like to tell you that Rodman was the worst wrestler in the match, but why take all the credit away from Lex?
DDT on WCW Bash at the Beach '97

Rodman was a friend of Hogan's...In the ring, he was beyond horrible, screwing up moves left and right and actually falling down on several occasions. Then he tagged out, stood on the apron, and put his head on the turnbuckle, apparently falling asleep. Luckily, that was the best role for him.
R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, The Death of WCW

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