Quotes / No Wrong Answers Except That One

Freeman: Ensign Boimler, I want options.

Boimler: Uh, about the... this alien guy?

Freeman: Yes. Obviously.

Boimler: Uh, what specifically do you wish to know?

Shaxs: Aw, come on, man! This is your chance to prove you got what it takes!

Boimler: [Clears throat] Oh! Well, I-I don't know, uh, who, uh... Well, the truth is... Uh, I think we should do, uh, what you want to do, Cap'n. Cap'n's choice.

Freeman: I'm not asking you to kiss my ass! Come on. No wrong answers.

Boimler: Uh, okay. We could do evasive maneuver eighty... eight...?

[Beat]

T'Ana: Is he f**king serious?

Freeman: That was the wrong answer!

Boimler: I meant 84.

Mariner: In this situation? Are you crazy!?

Boimler: Mariner!?

Freeman: Have you not been paying attention!? That could get us killed!

Boimler: (chuckles) No, no, no, no. I was kidding. Let's just... Let's use the impulse drive to... Crazy Ivan.

[The Bridge Crew either Face Palm or yell at Boimler in exasperation]

Boimler: But-but-but-but...

Ransom: Son, you're embarrassing yourself.

—Star Trek: Lower Decks: Veritas

Neymar: Alright yo, we got some big matches coming up so I wanna hear some bomb-ass story pitches[...]

Robert Lewandowski: Oh! What if I scored nine goals in five minutes?

Jose Mourinho: Instead of a third-season meltdown, I could have a third-week meltdown.

Sergio Ramos: Honestly if I put my mind to it, I could get two red cards in one game.

Luka Modric: Or maybe we just try our hardest to control the midfield and score enough goals to win?

[The other Super League players boo and jeer Modric's suggestion, with one even tossing a football at him.]

Neymar: Alright, quit goofin' around Luka! Does anyone have any real ideas? [Luis Suarez excitedly raises his hand] NO! [Suarez meekly puts his hand back down]

—The Champions (2018) A Multiverse Situation: Part 2

Homer Simpson: Men, our negative energy has been harnessed to help keep Springfield's borders secure from Ogdenvillians. But first, our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history of citizens rising up to defend our way of life.
Cletus Spuckler: The Klan!
Homer: Well, there are no bad ideas, but let's keep trying.
Cletus: The Nazis!
Homer: Okay, you stop trying.

—The Simpsons, "Coming to Homerica"