Trixie, there's not even an Equestrian Bar Association logo on your business card! You're not licensed to practice law!
— Twilight Sparkle
Your Honor, for our next witness, the great and powerful defense would like to call Death to the stand,
—Trixie
"Why, this verdict was written in ketchup on a Hayburger Central napkin! And 'guilty' is not spelled with the number 5!"
—The Judge
