I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
— Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Apollo: OBJECTION!!
Judge: No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!
Apollo: Ah hah hah...
Kristoph: Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.
Apollo: B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?
Judge: No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!
Apollo: Ah hah hah...
Kristoph: Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.
Apollo: B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?
I do not need (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fucking (fucking)
POWERFUUUUUULLL!!!
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fucking (fucking)
POWERFUUUUUULLL!!!
Miss Information: [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?
World's Oldest Woman: More like a crate of dynamite!
World's Oldest Woman: More like a crate of dynamite!
"Samuel L. Jackson": HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?
Customer: Could you please stop yelling at me?
"Samuel L. Jackson": NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!
Customer: Could you please stop yelling at me?
"Samuel L. Jackson": NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!
Espa Roba: I HAVE TREMENDOUS PSYCHIC POWERS!
Joey: Stop yellin' at me!
Espa Roba: WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!
Joey: Stop yellin' at me!
Espa Roba: WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!
Rex: Jack, we need to talk.
Jack: I MOSTLY JUST LIKE TO YELL!
Rex: Fine. I'll talk, you can yell.
Jack: YAAAAAAY!
Jack: I MOSTLY JUST LIKE TO YELL!
Rex: Fine. I'll talk, you can yell.
Jack: YAAAAAAY!
Marge: Homer! Use your inside voice.
Homer: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!
Homer: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!
If you can't win by reason, go for volume!
— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Am I loud enough for ya now, Double D?! HOW 'BOUT NOW?! Noooooooooo?! HOW 'BOUT NOW????!!!!
— Eddy, Ed, Edd n Eddy
Squidward: I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?
Plankton: CORRECT!
Plankton: CORRECT!
"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."
— "Chandra's Outrage
", 2012 Core Set printing, Magic: The Gathering
", 2012 Core Set printing, Magic: The GatheringTwilight Sparkle: "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."
Princess Luna: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "We", and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!"
Princess Luna: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "We", and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!"
Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!
Dogbert: A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.
Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!
Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!
— Dilbert
You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
—The Narrator of Homestuck on Karkat Vantas
Beastmaster: ANGELUS!
Angelus: (holds hands to his ears) Hello, volume!
Beastmaster: I AM NOT WELL PLEASED!
Angelus: I am not well deaf!
Angelus: (holds hands to his ears) Hello, volume!
Beastmaster: I AM NOT WELL PLEASED!
Angelus: I am not well deaf!
— Angel
Garfield: Then [Binky] got a job at the library.
Binky: HEY! WHERE DO THESE BOOKS GO?
Garfield: That lasted a good 8 minutes.
Binky: HEY! WHERE DO THESE BOOKS GO?
Garfield: That lasted a good 8 minutes.
Sorry! I'm easily excited, and I have a powerful voice box. I have to whisper to sound like a normal person.
—Ravenger, We Are Our Adventuring Avatars
Kanye usually gets the final say in everything Kim does, so I’m shocked that he didn’t call up Rizzoli [Publishing] and tell them he’d write the 'About the Author' section himself. Or maybe he did!
“ABOUT THE AUTHOR – SHIT, I SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AUTHOR! BITCH WAS ON THE COVER OF VOGUE! SHE’S THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION ICON OF ALL TIME! KIM MOTHERFUCKING KARDASHIAN! WIFE OF KANYE! MOTHER OF THAT CONFUSED-LOOKING BABY THAT I NAMED AFTER A DIRECTION!”
“ABOUT THE AUTHOR – SHIT, I SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AUTHOR! BITCH WAS ON THE COVER OF VOGUE! SHE’S THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION ICON OF ALL TIME! KIM MOTHERFUCKING KARDASHIAN! WIFE OF KANYE! MOTHER OF THAT CONFUSED-LOOKING BABY THAT I NAMED AFTER A DIRECTION!”
—Micheal K.', "The 'Author Description' For Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Is Just As Laughable As You’d Expect"
', "The 'Author Description' For Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Is Just As Laughable As You’d Expect"Enter the shrieking harridan. She’s halfway bearable in the first episode because she is forced into a naturalistic role, but as soon as she is crow barred into a fantastical setting, the character falls to pieces and Janet Fielding overplays everything to such an extent that it is impossible to buy into the character. When Ian and Barbara had a similarly shock reaction to the TARDIS, they questioned intelligently but in comparison Tegan just wails and stamps her feet and bursts into tears. Any one of these would have done the job, but all of them equal to a lot of noise but not much character...I was howling with laughter when Tegan was left holding the calculations as though all she is good for is performing the work of a clipboard. She says 'Nyssa and Adric have gone to look for the Master!' as though she is retarded. Seriously, go back and watch it again, she sounds like a right simpleton. 'You revolting man!' she cries at the Master, flinging herself at him wildly and doing the waltz as he pushes her away. 'Earth!' she cries like a cartoon character to the camera. There is nothing remotely convincing about this character. Or enjoyable if I'm honest, and we're stuck with her for the next three seasons. God Help me.
"I HAD MARRIAGE PROBLEMS AS WELL, SPANKER! DO YOU KNOW HOW I SURVIVED? BY SHOUTING!"
— Shouting George from The Weeny, Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown
Upon containment, SCP-2337 appeared to take hostile action against Foundation personnel, emitting blasts of noise that ruptured the eardrums of 3 agents. Upon later examination, it was revealed that SCP-2337 was attempting to make friendly conversation.
appeared to take hostile action against Foundation personnel, emitting blasts of noise that ruptured the eardrums of 3 agents. Upon later examination, it was revealed that SCP-2337 was attempting to make friendly conversation.Bugs Bunny: I speak softly, but carry a big stick!
Yosemite Sam: Well, ah speak LOOOUUUUDDD!!! And ah carry a BIIIIGGER stick! And ah uses it, too!
Yosemite Sam: Well, ah speak LOOOUUUUDDD!!! And ah carry a BIIIIGGER stick! And ah uses it, too!
—Ballot Box Bunny (1951)
Drek: Commence Deplanetization!
Kevin: FIRE THE DEPLANETIZER!!
Drek: Ugh. Kevin, how are things at home?
Kevin: GREAT!!
Kevin: FIRE THE DEPLANETIZER!!
Drek: Ugh. Kevin, how are things at home?
Kevin: GREAT!!
You know, Reb Brown has the acting range of an air horn.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!
— Ragnaros the Firelord, Heroes of the Storm
Coulson: Glenn, I know we're under a bit of strain here, but I'm gonna need you to use your inside voice.
Talbot: THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!
Coulson: Okay, then your softer inside voice.
Talbot: THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!
Coulson: Okay, then your softer inside voice.
— Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., "Inside Voices"
"PROTON!" erupted Lonzak, his consonants shattering the sound barrier.
[After a night of drinking has left everyone extremely hungover, sick, and crabby.]
Brittnay: WHY ARE YOU ALL FUCKING YELLING?!
Matthew: You're the one who's fucking yelling!
Brittnay: THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK!
Than: It—it's true. That is her inside voice...
Brittnay: WHY ARE YOU ALL FUCKING YELLING?!
Matthew: You're the one who's fucking yelling!
Brittnay: THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK!
Than: It—it's true. That is her inside voice...
Pearl: The acoustics are great on this stage. HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Marina: Pearl, we're still in the studio! It's just a picture on the screen!
Marina: Pearl, we're still in the studio! It's just a picture on the screen!
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN!
— Recurring salesman character on Horrible Histories.
...He doesn't have an indoor voice, does he.
— Makoto Nijima on Ryuji in the Persona 5 Manga
"YOU PICK WAAAAAAAARIO!!!" / "WAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIME!!!"
— Brent to Sophist during the Party Crashers' Mario Party sessions whenever they're selecting their characters and whenever it is Sophist's turn respectively
