"No aliens were harmed in the creation of this park. They were all harmed after the park was created."
— Dr. Eggman, Sonic Colors
"No sheep were harmed during the creation of this game. A few Gnorcs, but no sheep."
"No animals were harmed in the making of this film. Except Beavis."
— Beavis and Butt-Head pilot
"I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe's Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production."
Announcer: You've been watching Scratch And Sniff's Den of Doom! We hope you've enjoyed the show and we just like to point out that no children were ever "eaten" during the making of the program
Sniff: No, that's right! Only before and after the show!
— Disclaimer said at the end of each episode of Scratch N' Sniff's Den of Doom
"I believe that no living thing, be it human, animal or plant, should be hurt in the making of a TV show. So I personally feel very bad about that cat we killed."
Disclaimer: no petpets were hurt in the making of this game.
(well, just one, but that was an accident...)
— Petpet Cannonball game description, Neopets
