"You're watching the Sci Fi Channel, television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"
—Pre-skit tagline from MADtv (1995)
* Kederaji is now officially offended by The Red Cross.
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
— Bash.org
Nerd 1: I'm holding five energy cards and a Hokéycon!
Nerd 2: So? I'm holding three trainer cards and two evolution cards!
Musty: I know something these two will never hold-a woman!
—MAD, Hokéycon
"I'll have you know that the great Hououin Kyouma, with his 170 IQ -the same as Isaac Newton's, might I add- finds research more interesting than girls!"
— Okabe "Hououin Kyouma" Rintarou, Steins;Gate
Q: Who shot first? Han or Greedo?
A: Sleep with somebody.
A: Sleep with somebody.
Elias: (holding an onion ring) Hey Randal...one ring to rule them all...
Randal: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her.
Linus: What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?
Admiral Seasholtz: [Replies in fluent Klingon]
— Fanboys
Yahtzee: (Increasingly amused) "... there's a moral choice aspect where you answer questions based on your own substantial experience with relationships *stifled laughter*"
Comic Book Guy: Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ye cannae do that, sir! Ye don't have the power!
— The Simpsons, "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
You don't want teenagers havin' sex but you don't want 'em playin' "Dungeons & Dragons" either? Isn't that like sayin' you don't want 'em to get sick but you'd hate to see them get vaccinations?
—Fred MacIntire, Something*Positive
Stu: I work for a company that... Basically, we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements, and then we build software to fit those requirements.
Pauline Ivanovich: He is a virgin! He is a virgin!
Pauline Ivanovich: He is a virgin! He is a virgin!
Andrew: And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.
Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
—Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Two to Go"
I’m sorry for doing gags about how gamers are lonely and desperate for female companionship. I would feel more sorry if these strips didn’t tend to elicit a lot of positive responses from gamers.
Shaenon Garrity, Narbonic commentary
Like calling someone a virgin in response to their review of a fantasy novel, despite the fact that virgins often have in-depth knowledge of fantasy universes.
JG Keely, from this blog post.
