Mason: [Reading the origin for the Fantastic Four in the comics] "I ain't Ben anymore. I'm what Susan called me: The Thing."
James: Wait, Susan called him The Thing? That's really mean. He just had a horrible accident. That's like someone loses their legs and they're like "Way to go Stumpy. We're gonna call you Stumpy now."
Mason: Well first she calls him, like a "You ugly orange, rock-skinned, real prick." And Reed Richards is like "And I'll call myself Mister Fantastic." To really put the boot in.
"I was really old when they changed my name to One-eye, and to be honest I don't care what they call me so long as they bring the fresh-kill on time. But it's different for a young cat."
—One-eye, Warrior Cats
