"Naked time!"
ForeverUnclean: I was kinda disappointed this was only happening in his head.
i_am_average_AMA: I myself thought it was hilarious and better that way. Really shows that he is losing his grasp on things, having trouble separating fantasy from reality.
MacDerfus: True, but naked people are funny.
Jon: Are you ever serious, Garfield?
Garfield: I guess not. It's hard to be serious when you're naked!
— Garfield
I could write some spiel about how it was important to show Angus' buttcrack in the second panel to indicate he was completely naked, etc, but really I just thought it would be pretty funny to draw his ass.
He saw my Weewee!!
— N, Black Adventures
"Shaka! Shakaka! You are nekkid! I am nekkid! We are united in exposure! Nekky nokky nakey!"
Zhanna: Soldier! There is mummy in room with us!
Soldier: Ohhh, I knew this day would come. Quickly, Zhanna! Go find me some honey while I take my pants off!
—Team Fortress 2, "Old Wounds"
Data: "Mrs. Troi, I'm very interested in the Betazed ceremony you mentioned. Could you tell us more?"
Mrs. Troi: "Why I'd be delighted, Commander. It's an ancient ceremony, widely regarded as the most beautiful in the universe. After the young couple have removed their clothing—-"
Tasha: "The bride and groom go naked?"
Mrs. Troi: "All guests must go unclothed. It honours the act of love being celebrated. Oh, you needn't worry too much, dear. Your body's not that bad. Besides, your husband quite likes the idea of seeing me unclothed."
—Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Haven"
"Nakie is good! Nakie is free! Nakie is... nakie!"
—Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, "Naked Tommy"
"I'm Nuddy Ned! I'm Nuddy Ned! Jim-jams aren't for me! I'm never wearing pants again! The nuddy life's for me!"
—Ned, Nuddy Ned
"GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!"
— Plankton, SpongeBob SquarePants, "The Algae's Always Greener"
"And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!"
— Bus Driver, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Pranks a Lot"
A tiny smile jogged across his face as he watched Reketrebn, sitting opposite him, suddenly shape-shift into a variety of forms to lift him from his black dog: Henry VIII, Laurel and Hardy, Queen Victoria, Albert Einstein, and various famous newscasters all morphed before him, all naked. This was Reketrebn's idea of a joke. It knew naked people got a reaction.
—Red Dwarf: Last Human
"Because you are fighting completely starkers, [the monster] is hilariously distracted and cannot attack or defend as effectively!"
"She's naked as a jaybird!"
—Officer Malcolm Fowler, this chase
"Well, the one thing we couldn't anticipate was that you didn't seem to mind about being... naked. Some of the colonists objected to having an anatomically correct android running around without any clothes on. We asked you to dress, but you didn't feel it was necessary because you didn't suffer from the elements. We actually had to write a modesty sub-routine to get you to keep your clothes on."
—Juliana O'Donnell, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Inheritance"
"Honey, where are my paaaaaaants?"
—The star of Where Are My Pants? , The LEGO Movie
"I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!"
—Troy McClure, The Simpsons, "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
"When it doubt, if something goes wrong, just... nudity. It usually works."
— Mollymauk, Critical Role
Trucy Wright: So tell me, Mr. Dhurke, what was Apollo like as a kid?
Dhurke: Oh, he was full of piss and vinegar, he was. A real rascal! He and Nahyuta used to run around in the open fields, naked as jaybirds. I've even got pictures of him posing in his birthday suit!
Apollo Justice: Whoa, whoa, Dhurke!
Trucy: No way! Prosecutor Sahdmadhi used to be like that, too?
Dhurke: The two of 'em would end up with leeches on their butts and cry like babies, hah-ha ha!
Apollo: Dhurke! Don't you think you've said enough?!
Dhurke: Aw, you're no fun.
Trucy: Yeah! I wanted to hear more about the misadventures of Polly!
Dhurke: Oh, he was full of piss and vinegar, he was. A real rascal! He and Nahyuta used to run around in the open fields, naked as jaybirds. I've even got pictures of him posing in his birthday suit!
Apollo Justice: Whoa, whoa, Dhurke!
Trucy: No way! Prosecutor Sahdmadhi used to be like that, too?
Dhurke: The two of 'em would end up with leeches on their butts and cry like babies, hah-ha ha!
Apollo: Dhurke! Don't you think you've said enough?!
Dhurke: Aw, you're no fun.
Trucy: Yeah! I wanted to hear more about the misadventures of Polly!
— Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Spirit of Justice, Case 6-5: "Turnabout Revolution"
