Evil Dick: Stay and witness my moment of glory as I impregnate the entire population of Ohio with my demon progeny!
Tommy: Wait, wait, wait, even the men?
Evil Dick: ...Okay, not the men.
Sally: Not little girls?
Evil Dick: No... no, not them.
Tommy: Wait, what about elderly women?
Evil Dick: I don't think so.
Harry: What about women who are already pregnant?
Evil Dick: Oh shut up, all of you! [pause] Okay, so apparently I won't be impregnating the entire population of Ohio, but all fertile women of childbearing age who are not currently pregnant — and that's a lot, we're talking lots of women here — will soon find themselves now pregnant... by me!
Tommy: Wait, wait, wait, even the men?
Evil Dick: ...Okay, not the men.
Sally: Not little girls?
Evil Dick: No... no, not them.
Tommy: Wait, what about elderly women?
Evil Dick: I don't think so.
Harry: What about women who are already pregnant?
Evil Dick: Oh shut up, all of you! [pause] Okay, so apparently I won't be impregnating the entire population of Ohio, but all fertile women of childbearing age who are not currently pregnant — and that's a lot, we're talking lots of women here — will soon find themselves now pregnant... by me!
Asuka: How far along am I? Can you tell?
Ching: From the size of the embryo, about seven weeks. And there's certain signs… Lord and Lady, I wish we had a cleric who could confirm this for me! There's certain signs that... [...] The night of the Ball. Oh my...
Asuka: What? What's that "oh my" for?
Ching: Nothing bad, don't worry. But if my guess is right and you two did this the night of the Ball, well... a child conceived on Avalon, its parents personally blessed by the Lord and Lady, and on your first time together? That child is going to be showered in fortune and blessings, favored by the gods, filled with special power and grace.
Ching: From the size of the embryo, about seven weeks. And there's certain signs… Lord and Lady, I wish we had a cleric who could confirm this for me! There's certain signs that... [...] The night of the Ball. Oh my...
Asuka: What? What's that "oh my" for?
Ching: Nothing bad, don't worry. But if my guess is right and you two did this the night of the Ball, well... a child conceived on Avalon, its parents personally blessed by the Lord and Lady, and on your first time together? That child is going to be showered in fortune and blessings, favored by the gods, filled with special power and grace.
— A Crown of Stars, chapter 67
Teal'c: You have been impregnated... without copulation.
Vala: Yes, and I'm absolutely terrified! Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?
Mitchell: Well there's one...
Teal'c: Darth Vader.
Vala: Really? How did that turn out?
Mitchell: Actually, I was thinking of King Arthur.
Carter: You were!?
Vala: Yes, and I'm absolutely terrified! Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?
Mitchell: Well there's one...
Teal'c: Darth Vader.
Vala: Really? How did that turn out?
Mitchell: Actually, I was thinking of King Arthur.
Carter: You were!?
— Stargate SG-1, S9E19, Crusade
