Astrodude: When I was a kid, I always gazed up at the night sky, dreaming of going to the Moon. One day, I asked my dad, "Hey, sir, have we ever visited the moon?" Ya know what he said? "Heck, no! It's all a conspiracy theory by the government directed by KUBRICK!"
The Moon: (somewhere between astonished and confused) …Huh. I wasn't expecting that.
The Moon: (somewhere between astonished and confused) …Huh. I wasn't expecting that.
