Haley: It can be ours. I wouldn't want to let a big pile of money get between our love.
Elan: Really? 'Cause earlier you said you wanted to try pouring it all on the floor and then getting -
Haley: That would be beneath our love, honey. Not between it.
Elan: Really? 'Cause earlier you said you wanted to try pouring it all on the floor and then getting -
Haley: That would be beneath our love, honey. Not between it.
Elan: You were thinking about the blimps full of platinum, weren't you.
Haley: Imagining getting it on atop a mountain of coins still technically counts as thinking of you.
Haley: Imagining getting it on atop a mountain of coins still technically counts as thinking of you.
— The Order of the Stick again
"They make love in English pound notes — their sex is 50% better!"
— Mike Nelson, MST3K: Danger: Diabolik
Eliot: He tried to kill us.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?!
Parker: I take that personally.
Parker: More importantly he didn't pay us.
Eliot: How is that more important?!
Parker: I take that personally.
Sophie: Why are you happy about this?
Parker: We're here.
Sophie: Yeah, I know, we're here, get used to it.
Parker: No, I mean, we're all here.
Sophie: Oh. That's sweet.
Parker: Yeah, me and my money, Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you...
Sophie: Parker, why does the money always come before the people?
Parker: We're here.
Sophie: Yeah, I know, we're here, get used to it.
Parker: No, I mean, we're all here.
Sophie: Oh. That's sweet.
Parker: Yeah, me and my money, Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you...
Sophie: Parker, why does the money always come before the people?
— Leverage
Raye: Wow, Chad, I had no idea you were loaded.
Chad: Well, yeah, you know, I don't like to brag.
Raye: Let's have sex!
Chad: What?
Raye: No, really, right now, forget the skiing and skin-piercing hail, I want to have sex with you on a pile of money!
Chad: Well, yeah, you know, I don't like to brag.
Raye: Let's have sex!
Chad: What?
Raye: No, really, right now, forget the skiing and skin-piercing hail, I want to have sex with you on a pile of money!
"Hello, I like money!"
— Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants
Claptrap: I wonder what it would be like to roll around naked in all that money...
Sam: Max tried that once.
Max: The papercuts were amazing.
Sam: Max tried that once.
Max: The papercuts were amazing.
Dr. Krankcase: I have constructed [the Ultimate Weapon], so that it can harness the ginormous energy of Traptanium! Soon, I'll have it up and running and then...
Golden Queen: And then, I will have all the gold in the world!
Kaos: Eh? What? Gold? Gold?! That's it? That's your big plan?
Golden Queen: Of course! What else is there?
Kaos: Oh, I don't know. Let me think. Oh yeah. How about ruling Skylands as its Ultimate Evil Overlord?!
Golden Queen: I'd rather have the gold.
Golden Queen: And then, I will have all the gold in the world!
Kaos: Eh? What? Gold? Gold?! That's it? That's your big plan?
Golden Queen: Of course! What else is there?
Kaos: Oh, I don't know. Let me think. Oh yeah. How about ruling Skylands as its Ultimate Evil Overlord?!
Golden Queen: I'd rather have the gold.
— Skylanders:Trap Team
