Mr. Seahorse knows that men can be mommies too.
— LGBT rights protest art found in Berkeley, CA, circa 2006-7, and the Trope Namer
"Pregnant you are!"
— Jedi Master Yaddle, to everyone in her clinic regardless of sex, in "Maul Kills the Rabbit", Sith Academy
Doc: How do I say this, your friend is...
Church: Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time.
Doc: No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant.
Caboose: Oh, good... Wait, what?
O'Malley: Hmhmhmhmhm, preggers, muahaha!
Church: All right, are we paying for this service? Because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund anyway.
Church: Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time.
Doc: No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant.
Caboose: Oh, good... Wait, what?
O'Malley: Hmhmhmhmhm, preggers, muahaha!
Church: All right, are we paying for this service? Because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund anyway.
— Red vs. Blue, Episode 76
Dave: I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children...
Artie: Er, don't you mean you see her bearing your—
Dave: No, I'm trying to be realistic about this.
Artie: Er, don't you mean you see her bearing your—
Dave: No, I'm trying to be realistic about this.
— Narbonic
Greg: When I got home that night,
Colin: My ovaries did swell,
Ryan: I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop
Wayne: I'm a dude! What the hell!
Colin: My ovaries did swell,
Ryan: I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop
Wayne: I'm a dude! What the hell!
"I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:
'Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse.'
'Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby.'
'...the male has the baby. You're fired.'"
'Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse.'
'Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby.'
'...the male has the baby. You're fired.'"
“Well, there’s good news – you've had a baby; the bad news, it’s blown your cock off!”
— Hugh Dennis, Mock the Week.
Frylock: Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant!
Meatwad: Why not?
Frylock: Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!
Meatwad: Really? Awesome! I always wanted a gender!
Meatwad: Why not?
Frylock: Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!
Meatwad: Really? Awesome! I always wanted a gender!
— "Gee Whiz", Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
M-Preg: Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!
"I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock."
— Andy Dick
Neil: But that's impossible!
Vyvyan: Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?
Vyvyan: Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?
Blutarch Mann: Redmond, we have engaged in a fruitless war for a hundred years. We have no heirs. And now we are out of time. Thanks to our pointless bickering, the Mann family line will die with us. It kills me to even say it, but I think you know what I intend to propose.
Redmond Mann: I despise it with every atom of my being... but yes. It's the only solution that makes sense.
Blutarch Mann: Redmond, I propose a truce. So that we can build a machine to make one of us pregnant.
Redmond Mann: Mm. Of course.
Blutarch Mann: My one concern, brother... is it possible this plan is too perfect?
Redmond Mann: Difficult to say. Honestly, I can find no flaw in it.
Blutarch Mann: Nor I, So it's a deal?
Redmond Mann: Yes.
Blutarch Mann: I must say, Redmond — it was big of you to suggest this meeting. That tear-stained letter you sent me...
Redmond Mann: What? You sent me a tear-stained letter.
Gray Mann: Gentlemen! My name is Gray Mann. I am your brother. And I sent the letters proposing this truce. Which, I might add, it took you literally thirty seconds to turn into an idiotic crime against nature. Congratulations.
Redmond Mann: I despise it with every atom of my being... but yes. It's the only solution that makes sense.
Blutarch Mann: Redmond, I propose a truce. So that we can build a machine to make one of us pregnant.
Redmond Mann: Mm. Of course.
Blutarch Mann: My one concern, brother... is it possible this plan is too perfect?
Redmond Mann: Difficult to say. Honestly, I can find no flaw in it.
Blutarch Mann: Nor I, So it's a deal?
Redmond Mann: Yes.
Blutarch Mann: I must say, Redmond — it was big of you to suggest this meeting. That tear-stained letter you sent me...
Redmond Mann: What? You sent me a tear-stained letter.
Gray Mann: Gentlemen! My name is Gray Mann. I am your brother. And I sent the letters proposing this truce. Which, I might add, it took you literally thirty seconds to turn into an idiotic crime against nature. Congratulations.
"I bear Nyarko's child, the boy bears mine."
Jimmy: Carl, I don't know how to say this, so I'll whisper it in Sheen's ear and he'll blurt it out in astonishment.
Jimmy whispers to Sheen
Sheen: CARL IS PREGNANT!?
Jimmy whispers to Sheen
Sheen: CARL IS PREGNANT!?
—The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, "Who's Your Mommy?"
Frank: I'm pregnant...
Shelly: WOW!
Frank: (frustrated) I've never felt so emasculated in all my life.
Shelly: No! Frank, that's great news!
Frank: Oh yeah, I really want to be the only guy at the factory who's taken prenatal vitamins.
— Studio C, (The Hard Life of a Male Seahorse)
Fredrick and Edward had a baby called Fredward. Fredrick and Edward loved their gentle son. Fredrick...was the world's only PREGNANT MAAAAAAN! Edward...might not have been the one.
— The title character singing the Fredward Song from Stingray Sam
Batman: Alfred, give birth to Robin.
Narration: Alfred begins the process since it is his job.
"And that's why I'm never getting pregnant."
— James R., TheOdd1sOut, "Peeing Yourself"
Leni Loud: "Boys can do anything girls can do."
Lincoln Loud: "Well, not anything. I mean, I can't breastfeed or get pregnant."
Leni: "Not with that attitude!"
— Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, Episode 29
Mr. Barron: Is this your first?
Mr. Bigger: Pardon?
Mr. Barron: Is this your first?
Mr. Bigger: First? First what?!
Mr. Barron: Baby.
