Listen, my lads, I've something to tell you
I hope won't compel you to cry and to keen.
Mother's a Swede and Father's a Scot,
And so Irish I'm not—and I never have been!
I hope won't compel you to cry and to keen.
Mother's a Swede and Father's a Scot,
And so Irish I'm not—and I never have been!
— Eileen, Wonderful Town
Wendigo Ally: You were that Indian guy that got away last Sunday!
Terence: I'm not Indian!! The real Ally knows that I am, in fact, BRITISH!!!
*Proceeds to punch in face*
— Terence and a Wendigo Ally, Eternal Night
Hashim: Y'know, some guy called me Mexican Goku the other day.
Izzy: But you're Egyptian. And that hair is CLEARLY more Vegeta.
Hashim: Right?
Izzy: But you're Egyptian. And that hair is CLEARLY more Vegeta.
Hashim: Right?
— Ennui GO! "Mold"
Don't ever call me fucking English again.
— Malcolm Tuckernote , In the Loop
Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.
Hank: Huh?
Kahn: Laos. We Laotian.
Bill: The ocean? What ocean?
Kahn: We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million!
(Beat)
Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.
Hank: Huh?
Kahn: Laos. We Laotian.
Bill: The ocean? What ocean?
Kahn: We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million!
(Beat)
Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
— King of the Hill, "Westie Side Story"note
