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<BronsonTheBeef>: So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
<BronsonTheBeef>: to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
<BronsonTheBeef>: prof's never met him..
<BronsonTheBeef>: in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
<BronsonTheBeef>: he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
<BronsonTheBeef>: has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
<BronsonTheBeef>: he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
<BronsonTheBeef>: walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
<BronsonTheBeef>: the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
<BronsonTheBeef>: he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
<BronsonTheBeef>: waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
<BronsonTheBeef>: so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
<BronsonTheBeef>: and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
<BronsonTheBeef>: then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
<BronsonTheBeef>: and says 'sorry I'm late'
<BronsonTheBeef>: it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
<BronsonTheBeef>: he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

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