Yzma: Guards, kill them! They murdered the Emperor!
Kuzco: (as a llama) No, wait! I'm the Emperor! It's me, Kuzco! ...They're not listening to me!
Zoe: My hamster died.
Raj: Oh, Miss Zoe, I am so, so sorry!
Zoe: Thank you.
Raj: You poor thing. A few years ago I had a pet tadpole and it died, so I know how you feel.
Zoe: A pet tadpole?
Raj: Yes, I called him Poppadom. One night, I left him swimming around in his little fish bowl, and when I woke up in the morning there was this naughty frog there. He must have eaten Poppadom!
Zoe: Raj...
Raj: Yes...? Sorry, I always get quite emotional when I think about Poppadom.
Zoe: Raj, tadpoles turn into frogs.
Raj: Don't be so stupid, child!
Zoe: They do. So that frog was Poppadom.
Raj: I know you are just making me feel better, but I know it's not true.
Princess: A horrible animal has eaten Taddy, and it's still in the bowl! See?
Queen: That is a frog.
Princess: It ate my taddy-pole!
King: (chuckles) It didn't eat your tadpole; it is your tadpole?
Princess: Huh?
Queen: This is what tadpoles grow into, sweetheart.
Princess: (questioning noise)
Gardener: (ahem) Tadpoles turn into frogs.
Peter Venkman: What's wrong with you guys?! That thing ate Egon!
Ray Stantz: Peter, that is Egon — the egg hatched; he was bitten, and now he's a werechicken.
