Quotes / Mistaken for Cheating

Yusuke: Wait, Keiko! It's not what you think!
Keiko: How do you know what I'm thinking?
Yusuke: Because I know what it looks like!

— YuYu Hakusho

"Whatever you thought was going on, Cassie— wasn't. I came looking for someone I could talk to."

— Supergirl, Girl Power

Frank: I swear, it's another woman!
Jane: Oh, I wish I could believe that!

— The Naked Gun 33 1/3

Harper: I had my mom's private investigator track her down.
Alex: Oh, how's the case going?
Harper: Oh, everything's fine. Turns out my dad was just sleeping in the car.

— Wizards of Waverly Place

Barb: There you go, Jet. That's it. Keep pushing it in...
Jet: Are you sure it will fit?
Barb: We'll make it.
Boimler: (Jumping out of cover.) Ah ha! (Barb and Jet drop a large tube.) You're not... sex? I heard sex!
Jet: What?
Barb: Arrgghh! (Drags Boimler out of the ship.) You have been a jerk all day, and now you accuse me of cheating?
Boimler: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm an idiot. I was freaking out because you're smart and pretty and funny, and I'm... I'm just me. You should be with someone like Jet.
Barb: That's what this has been about? Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet.

—Star Trek: Lower Decks, "Cupid's Errant Arrow"

Squidward: Attention, people of Bikini Bottom! You have been cheated and lied to!
Miss Shell: I knew it. (slaps Dennis)

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Squid on Strike"

Mung Daal: ♪I dream of-a Jeanie with the light brown hair...♪
Truffles: (whacks Mung over the head with frying pan) Who's Jeanie?!
Mung: I don't know, it's just a song!
Truffles: You keep it that way!

— Chowder, "The Lollistops"

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