Jack: Now I understand Performer Liz is freaking out right now, so I need Regular Liz's help.
Liz: I don't know if she's here right now.
Jack: Lemon, I need Regular Liz to tell that crazy bitch Performer Liz to get out on stage and give me something I can try to make money off of. Please.
Liz: (faces the mirror) Hey, buddy, your hair looks nice. Don't try those tricks on meeee!
Jack: Oh boy.
Liz: Okay, I know it's been a hard day... I could've had it all, but you had to ruin it, with your thinking! Come on, "you're a star, you're on top, somebody bring you some ham..." You should kill yourself!
Liz: I don't know if she's here right now.
Jack: Lemon, I need Regular Liz to tell that crazy bitch Performer Liz to get out on stage and give me something I can try to make money off of. Please.
Liz: (faces the mirror) Hey, buddy, your hair looks nice. Don't try those tricks on meeee!
Jack: Oh boy.
Liz: Okay, I know it's been a hard day... I could've had it all, but you had to ruin it, with your thinking! Come on, "you're a star, you're on top, somebody bring you some ham..." You should kill yourself!
— 30 Rock
"God, pep talks into a mirror do nothing but enhance the loneliness."
— Rebecca, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
