Quotes / Miranda Rights

"You have the right to remain silent... so shut the hell up."

— Detective Kate Beckett, "BOOM!", Castle

"You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd exercise it!"

— Gianna Parasini, Mass Effect

Donkey: WHAT ABOUT MY MIRANDA RIGHTS?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" NOBODY SAID I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Shrek: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!

— Shrek 2

"You do have the right to remain silent, but I think I should warn you, if you exercise that right, I will kill you."

— Robert McCall, The Equalizer, "Memories Of Manon"

Marge: Homer, taking an officer's cap is an arrestable offense!

Homer: Ooh, what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it, huh? "Ooh, I'm Officer Marge! I'm gonna arrest you!" (Marge slaps a pair of cuffs on him) Hey, wha?! Marge, not here! (in disbelief) Hey... You're not really arresting me!

Marge: You have the right to remain silent.

Homer: (angry) I choose to waive that right. (starts screaming incoherently)

—The Simpsons, "The Springfield Connection"

RoboCop: You have the right to remain silent.
Kano: And you have the right to bugger off!
RoboCop: Your waiver of rights is noted.

—Mortal Kombat 11

Catwoman: You're a cop, I'm a cat burglar.
Flash (Barry Allen): And you have the right to remain silent.

—Injustice 2

"You have the right to do whatever you want, nothing you say or do can be used against you by anyone, but we'd really like it if you came with us, please-and-thank-you..."

—Troy, ''Community, "Basic Lupine Urology"

Lieutenant Kemp cleared his throat. He spoke rapidly and precisely. "Under the Earth Security Order it is the duty of every Earth citizen to answer all questions fully and honestly. There shall be no legal representation, and all decisions of the Court shall be final and binding, against which there is no appeal."
Jo protested. "That means we've got no rights at all!"

— Doctor Who and the Space War

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