Quotes / Minor Injury Overreaction

"Oh my god! I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!"

— Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"Talking man hurt Hulk! Hulk rip off Talking Man's HEAD!"

— The Incredible Hulk, Hulk Vs. Wolverine

"I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes."

— SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, "No Weenies Allowed"

"BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!"

— Gaara, Naruto

"Blood? Blood!? OW! IT HURTS!!!!!"

— Mr. Heart, Fist of the North Star

"Blood...? My noble blood spilled by the sheer luck of such... such trash!? No... no, I will not allow this to stand! I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO STAAAAAAAAND!! YOUR INSOLENCE JUST COST YOU THIS WORLD! I'LL BLOW IT ALL TO PIECES, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP MEEEEEE!!"

— Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z Kai

"That...hurt. IT HURT!"

— Frieza, Dragon Ball

"Impressive. I felt that. A LITTLE TOO MUCH!"

— The same scene, Dragon Ball Z Kai

"YOU DARE STRIKE ME?!"

—Darkseid in a rare show of temper, Superman: The Animated Series

"Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!"

— Tuffnut, How to Train Your Dragon

Nero: It's about time I landed something.
Urizen: Weak mortal. Demon power does not course through your veins. Yet, you still try... How dare you strike ME!?
Nero: The hell?
Urizen: You will regret... being born useless and human. I will show you... your worst nightmares! I will give you... despair and death!

— Devil May Cry 5

Yu: Something bit me.
Chie: Whoa! And it left teeth marks, too! Are you okay?
Yu: (completely deadpan) I might be dying.
Chie: Hm, no you're not.

— Persona 4: The Animation

"You have the constitution of a spelunker."

— Japanese expression named after Spelunker

"OOOOOOH, I'M HIT! Oh, Lordy, I'm hit! The venom—the venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see?! You can't treat 'em like equals! THEY'RE STRIPED SAVAGES! Stinging's the only thing they know! IT'S THEIR WAY!!!"

— Layton Montgomery after getting stung on his rear by a bee, Bee Movie

(Kirito gives Sugou a small cut on the cheek)
Sugou: OWWWW! That hurts!
Kirito: Oh, that hurts? But you've hurt Asuna FAR MORE!

— Sword Art Online

The damage this does by hitting your shins is the most realistic thing about this game.

—The Dustloop wiki's description for Faust's Bone-crushing Excitement Overdrive, Guilty Gear -STRIVE-

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