Dear Mr Lister,
You have been found guilty of crimes against the Gelf state. As a consequence, you have been sentenced to eighteen years in a cyberspace scenario designed and created by your own guilt.
Once you've settled in, we hope your stay with us here will be an excruciating nightmare of torment and revulsion and that your screams for mercy and redemption will be heard across the length and breadth of time itself. If for any reason you discover anything is comfortable or pleasant or in any way to your liking, please do not hesitate to call us and one of our staff will be very happy to ensure that everything is extremely unpleasant and distressing again as soon as possible.
The Cyberian Management
—Red Dwarf: Last Human
Richie Almares' prison has no walls, no bars, not even a single guard. It's simply a state of mind from which there can be no escape. Sweet dreams, Richie.
