Yes. You read that right. Evil Librarians control the world. They keep everyone in ignorance, teaching them falsehoods in place of history, geography, and politics. It's kind of a joke to them. Why else do you think the Librarians named themselves what they did? Librarians. LIE-brarians.
— Alcatraz Smedry, Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones
Alright! Of course nobody needs mail. What, you think you're so clever for figuring that out!? But you don't know the half of what goes on here...so, just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you.
— Newman, several hours before being tortured by his superiors.
...Given how deep our particular network is woven through society, to a degree that would likely come as a great surprise to you, I am without a doubt about the last guy you'd want to fuck with in these here parts.
— Eugene Black boasting about the influence of his Halo: Reach trolling clan in Arby 'n' the Chief.
