Homer: Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes. So from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
Homer: We're gonna let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
Lisa: Excuse me, but I think if we all do our fair share, we can keep this house clean.
(ten minutes later, the kitchen is an unimaginable wreck)
—The Simpsons, "Marge in Chains"
