"Glasses. An imperfection, they put you on the dork's level, instead of intimidatingly above it."
— Robin, Shortpacked!
"She is the most bewitching bespectabled beauty I've ever...beheld."
— Yosuke Hanamura, referring to Chihiro Fushimi
"Some of us think we look kind of cute with our glasses."
— Marcie, She's a Good Skate, Charlie Brown
Topher!Victor: Glasses?
Topher: Glasses on a chain!
Toper!Victor: For the win!
"So you, uh, you like them bespectacled..."
— Dr. Block, The Nostalgia Chick, "The Sexual Awakening of Nerds"
"Now I am imagining Christina Hendricks with short hair and chunky glasses and I need to be alone for a little while"
— Jeph Jacques, via Twitter
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
Danny: I used to have a crush on girls with glasses, that's why Jeanette was my favorite chipmunk.
Arin: (laughs) She is the cutest!
Danny: She was also the tall one, so I was like "She's the one!"
Arin: Yes! She's the nerdy one! Aw, she's so cute.
Arin: Beat
Arin: She's also a chipmunk and, like twelve.
Danny: (laughs) And?!
