Helen: [catches Martha and TD talking into the fan] You guys are really irritating.
Martha: Does irritating mean fun?
Danny: Why the long face?
Martha: I'm a dog.
Helen: Carolina and I want to see the movie called The Curse.
Martha: You want to see a movie with bad words in it?!
Danny: Martha's speech is becoming diminished.
Helen: Diminished? Is that another language? I thought Martha just spoke English and Dog.
Narrator: "Don't try giving alphabet soup to your dog. It won't work unless your dog is a cartoon."
Martha: "Mariella said that the fruit cake you made wasn't fit for a dog, but I thought it was delicious!"
Martha: "Ah, forget the gym! I'm convinced the best form of exercise is chasing a stick!"
