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Raven: Yes, and don’t forget your habit of making love every new young hero that comes along.
Supergirl: Hey, just to be clear, I instruct them in making love to me, otherwise they’d all snap like twigs!
Raven: Yes, well, I could never indulge myself like that, unless I wanted to trade my virginity for blowing up the whole planet.

"The raw power available at the fingertips of even low level Exemplars can be dangerous to a lover with a normal constitution. You may be able, like a tiger matron with cubs, to pick a baby up with tender hands and leave him unharmed, or to use chopsticks with flair. But in these tasks you merely have to exert a modicum of self control. Sex isn't about being in control. On the edge of orgasm, we leave rational thought behind and nothing remains but instinct. It doesn't help that, thanks to the improvements to their bodies, Exemplars often feel sexual stimulus more keenly than others. If a norm feels the earth move, the Exemplar is at ground zero of the erupting volcano."
— "Sara's Little Purple Book", Whateley Universe

"Super speed could put her in a wheelchair and Kara would like to avoid putting her there. She had good control over her powers and strength, not to rip people in half. Unlike what some geeks on the Internet would have to say, she had perfect control. She wouldn't break people just by fucking them."

"Man, if Shino survives [his] honeymoon [with Fu], he'll be my hero."
Naruto, Son of the Sannin

"OI JOSUKE! DO YOU KNOW THAT ERINA IS THE STRONGEST JOESTAR SINCE SHE SURVIVED JONATHAN'S MASSIVE JOESTAR COCK?"

Boomstick: Speakin' of sex, Wiz, you know how I'm always sayin' we should figure out how Superman and Lois, uh, get busy? Well, forget that, 'cuz Homelander proved that they can't, when his ejaculation blew his partner to smithereens! WHO DREW THAT?!
Wiz: Look, there's no way to sugarcoat this, considering a human's... load has much less mass than a shotgun pellet, it would have to be moving significantly faster to achieve the same kinetic energy. Over fifteen hundred meters per second, or 4.5 times faster than sound.
Boomstick: That's right! Homelander can bust a nut faster than the speed of sound! Welp, goodnight, everybody!

Samuel: I get off at 10 - and then I can get you off at 10:30.
Android 18: Alright... Sammy. Three things. First? You wouldn't make it past 10:05. Second, you wouldn't live past 10:06.

Zapp: Please... we need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Amazon: It time snu-snu!
Fry: Can't we just cuddle?
[The two men are picked up by the Amazons and carried, wailing, back into their huts]
Futurama, "Amazon Women in the Mood"

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