"My name is Max. My world is fire and blood."
— Max Rockatansky
"I am one of the Vuvalini, of the Many Mothers! My initiate mother was KT Concannon. I am the daughter of Mary Jo Bassa! My clan was Swaddle Dog."
— Furiosa
"…Here they come again. Worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself they cannot touch me: they are long dead."
—Max Rockatansky
"Redemption."
—Furiosa
"They are not your property. You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!"
—Miss Giddy
"I live. I die. I live again!"
— Nux
If I die, I'm going to die historic on the Fury Road!
—Nux
"One man, one bullet."
— The Vuvalini
"Oh, what a day! What a LOVELY day!"
—Nux
"It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!"
—Immortan Joe
"You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!"
—Immortan Joe
Mediocre!
—Immortan Joe
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."
—Immortan Joe
The Valkyrie: This is our Furiosa. How long has it been?
Furiosa: 7000 days...plus the ones I don't remember.
"We are not things!"
— The Wives
"Max. My name is Max. That's my name."
— Max Rockatansky (as he's talking to Furiosa trying to keep her alive.)
"Who killed the world?"
— The Splendid Angharad
"I thought you weren't insane any more?"
— The Dag
"If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane."
— Max Rockatansky
"Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?"
— The First History Man
"I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of death! Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!"
— The Bullet Farmer
"Witness me..."
— Nux, right before he flips the War Rig
"I am so sorry."
— Max performing impromptu surgery on Furiosa.
Toast: What are you doing?
The Dag: Praying.
Toast: To who?
The Dag: Anyone who's listening.
"Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run."
— Furiosa
Cheedo: Do you think he's coming to the Green Place?
The Dag: Never! He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!
Nux: He is the one who grabbed the sun!
Toast: Look how slick he's fooled you, war boy!
Capable: He's a lying old man.
Nux: By his hand, we'll be lifted up!
Angharad: That's why we've got his logo seared on our backs! Breeding stock! Battle fodder!
Nux: No! I am awaited!
Angharad: You're an old man's battle fodder! Killing everyone and everything!
Nux: We're not to blame!
Angharad: Then who killed the world?!
"Killed everyone I ever met out here."
— The Keeper of the Seeds
Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!
The Dag: You kill people with that, do you?
Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of them. Snap! Right in the medulla.
The Dag: I thought some of you girls were above all that.
Keeper of the Seeds: Come here. Take a peek.
The Dag: [seeing what's in the Keeper's purse] Seeds!
Keeper of the Seeds: These are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
The Dag: Where?
Keeper of the Seeds (shows her an animal skull used as a pot): So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
The Dag: Ah! So many different kinds.
Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had their fill. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
"There is no going back!"
— Capable
"He's dead! He's dead!"
— Cheedo about Joe.
"Maybe it was your manifest destiny not to."
— Capable, to Nux.
"If you can't stand, you can't do war!"
— Slit
"Remember me?"
— Furiosa upon killing Joe.
"Angharad, is that just the wind, or is it a furious vexation?"
— The Dag, on seeing Immortan Joe's war party approaching in the distance.
Quotes about Mad Max: Fury Road
This is a non-review of Mad Max: Fury Road. It, by definition, has to be in all-caps
— from the SB Nation review of the movie
.
. OH AND THERE'S ALSO A PACK OF MOTORCYCLE-RIDING GRANNIES WITH SNIPER RIFLES AND PURSES WHO ARE THE GRANDMOTHERS I NEVER KNEW I WANTED. I HAVE INVENTED AN ENTIRE NEW BIO WHERE THEY ARE MY FAMILY. THEY ARE NOW MY FAMILY AND I'M GOING TO GO SEE THE MOVIE AGAIN TO SEE THEM AND SAY HELLO AND MAYBE TEAR UP WHEN I LIST MY TRIBAL AFFILIATION TO THEM.
IT STARTS AS YOU WATCHING A MAD MAX FILM FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AND ENDS WITH YOU GOBSMACKED AFTER WATCHING A MAD MAX FILM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WANTING TO WATCH IT AGAIN IMMEDIATELY ON THE BIGGEST SCREEN YOU CAN FIND WITH THE BIGGEST SOUND SYSTEM AVAILABLE AND DEFINITELY WITH LIKE EIGHT RED BULLS AND NO SNACKS BECAUSE YOU WANT THE EDGE OF HUNGER TO MAKE YOU AS MEAN AS THE BOMB-BLASTED LANDSCAPE.
I can hear the drums in the distance
Discord on the air
I can hear the drums in the distance…
WITNESS!
Nitro, burnin' in my brain
I got a face of glowin' chrome
Mind-fucked, speedin' to the rhythm
Of the thunder in your dome
Road Rage, heavy metal engines
Rumble, thunder, roar
Red riff, strikin' up a chord
To the drums of bloody war!
Off the course!
I am the fury and the force
I am the river and the source
Behold the Cerberus!
Guns and gas and gods!
Seeds of redemption we sow
On softer soil may they grow
I will never be slowed, will not be caged
Fury under the hood, the charge of motherhood
I will redden the road, release the rage!
Off the course!
I am the fury and the force
I am the river and the source
Behold the Cerberus!
Guns and gas and gods!
I can hear the drums in the distance
Discord on the air
I can hear the drums in the distance
Bedlam in the blare
Seeds of redemption we sow
On softer soil may they grow
Fury under the hood, the charge of motherhood
I will never be slowed, will not be caged
Fury under the hood, the charge of motherhood
I will redden the road, release the rage!
Guns and gas and gods!
Guns and gas and gods!
— Road Rage, by Miracle of Sound
